Dogfished

By Anonymous - 10/11/2013 07:49 - United States

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
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Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

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I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

What is with all of these horrible comments...

I 'ear you! They sound so mean!

If he's smart he's on his way to present the ear to his lady love like the great Van Gogh

frying is a method of cooking...

Yeah because everyone wants to eat an ear

Ears are all cartilage. No calories or protein. A dog would enjoy it though.

The lobe has meat.

If you want to give the dog a taste for human flesh.

69- Ofcourse I do! Then I can use it to attack my enemies.

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I'm sorry, what?

Not sure if confused as shit or invented new arcade/pet adoption game...

#2- aren't you tired of getting thumbed down on every FML?

English good grammar well

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you tried but no one got it/horrible joke

I'm sure most of us got it. We're not laughing but we got it.

Next time go for catfish, although the dogfish may have scared those away.

I'm actually laughing at these votes on all the comments. We have an uprising, people! Beware the revolution! *awaits to be buried*

I don't understand why this is getting thumbed down. Obvious joke is obvious.

I think the anonymous FML members collective finally had enough I guess, counterattack time, thumbs everything up.

Well at least he caught something :)

So many buried... Just stop the comments

Ahh, but #5 isn't buried. Your comment on the other hand...

Next he's gonna go for the crotch. RUN OP RUN

Welcome to Jackass.

Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

Congrats on being the only comment not buried or on It's way to being buried. Well done!

What's up with all the awful comments?

interesting idea there. however maybe op, you could try more of a safer bonding activity next time. feel better

Better than the entire ear, I suppose

Be careful or he'll go after your millionth dollar next.

That's funny! ITS THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST OF FML COMMENTS! WE MUST LLEEEAAAAVEEE!!