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Dogfished

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

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Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

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fishing freaks me out incase the hook goes in your eye, so in that case it's not so bad still ouch

This reminds me of the spongebob episode when him,Squidward and Mr Krabs go clam fishing and spongebob fishing hook gets caught on squidwards nose and yanks it off.

Hey, free piercing! You've got fishhook earrings in your lobes now!

I'm assuming that's the last time you take him fishing

Damn. Now I'm hungry for fish.

I caught something while fishing once. Too bad it was a stranger's face... He was mad...

Hate to hEAR that

ema_stonez 19

ouch!!

that's what you get for parenting! xD