Painful, Fish and Kids: Dogfished

Dogfished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 10 November 2013 16:42

Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

JacobyEllsbury 6

Sunday 10 November 2013 16:59

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

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tralala453 22

Sunday 10 November 2013 18:58

Why are almost all the comments buried?

buckdharma 36

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:58

You're a keeper!

hulopro 16

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:25

Ouch

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:32

My dad's a long-time fisherman and just the sight of fish hooks still gives me the creeps.

why57why 21

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:45

Ouch

ohnowhyme123 15

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:14

that sucks

mrjiggles1992 18

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:15

at least it wast a peace of your mind...

Mysthunter 13

Sunday 10 November 2013 22:03

Ouch, well at least you go to spend time with your kid. The ear...that hurts just thinking about it. Get well.

cmort 9

Sunday 10 November 2013 22:32

'Ear, at least it wasn't an eye.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 10 November 2013 22:43

Ouch...well get a ring it's a free piecing...unless it took a part out of it...

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