Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Dogfished
Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!
JacobyEllsbury 6
I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.
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Comments (89)
ItsMeDiegoG 8
What type of fish is a myear?
Neandertal_fml 9
Today your ear, tomorrow your foot :D
Pleonasm 36
Did you give him an earful, or was it in one and out the other?
Wizardo 34
Nah OP was instantly hooked, line and sinker and is now rocking the whole Van Gogh look.
Alexis2742 31
I have a feeling you took him fishing for punishment and that was his way to get revenge
angelitared 27
Shit happens.
jellybeens_fml 16
At least he caught something
iknowiwantyou 13
this is what happens when you don't responsibly watch over your child.
Skatergirl129 2
They were fishing together-_-
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I guess you can say someone got hooked! No? Ok. I'll walk myself out.
DixieNormous007 4
nice, my brother caught himself good across his forehead before
gracehi 33
"Now son, you wanna get some good distance on that cast, so swing it--GAAAAAAAAAH! MY EAR!"