Birthday and Love: Cut you out of my heart - FML

Cut you out of my heart

By Konstantine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

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You deserved it 3 633

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Top comments

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

Thats gotta suck. Confront him about it.

blondiealldayday 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:14

oh snap

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Jason_Q 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:19

YDI for dating a liar.

cani_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:50

dump him

troyboy14 0

Friday 9 October 2009 23:38

i dont get it? what got cancelled?

missunlucky_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:38

Why do people say you deserve this when they don't know you? I don't understand...

jazzmancarron 11

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:51

get over it, if he wants to spend a day with his friends or by himself without you surgically attached to him, then let him do it. you dont need to have your nose up his ass all day.

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:22

It's not just another weekend. It was a big deal 25th b'day party.

terraeclipse 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:38

Anyone that thinks this was a good thing for the guy to do is a pig, and the reason guys have bad reputations. So on behalf of all the decent guys out there, **** YOU.

Gothgrl39 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 7:36

Dude you guys are harsh and one sided!

bobby3130 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:01

he is a little of both

harmonyrulez 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:24

Dump him!!! He lied to you!!!!!

Kelsie_Blair 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:22

He's an ass.

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Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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