Creepy, Stalker and Miscellaneous: Cue Rockwell - FML

Cue Rockwell

By liLbob6598 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:59

That's one of the unfortunate drawbacks of modern technology. Tracking someone is easier than you think, especially when so many people willingly share that information on social networking sites like Facebook.

ieatcanteloupe 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Someone has to be messing with you, if the problem persist I highly suggest you contact law enforcement.

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j_cat187 19

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:13

Maybe you need a compact pistol

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:17

Go do an eight ball and find his ass=D

rillastyle 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:21

Phone hacked gps P.S this story was posted like 2 months ago

Gigglebear 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:38

How is this YDI?

teamsleep2212 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:46

Balls

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:59

I guarantee your friend gave one of their friends your number then told them all this stuff to mess with you

mrssuarez2011 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:00

Tell them you'll be right out and exit your house with a bat.

mstangchck 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:03

Stalker status!!

maceyellison 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:03

You may want to inform the police about that, that's super creepy.

Jazzy_B34r 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:11

stalk the stalker...

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