Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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808Boyo 4
You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say **** you! "
boomsl4ng 11
Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl
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Comments (84)
perdix 31
Show her the text to prove it. When she tells you it was a mistake, demand a quick ******** for your troubles. Sounds fair to me .
LaughinStock 16
WHAT THERE ARE GIRL GAMERS?!?!?! :-/
joc5_fml 0
you could have said oh sorry roung how house have to go to my hot date now bye
Sumo69 9
How did you know where she lived? I think you are hiding something
CRC_101 31
There's nothing suspicious about it. If she hadn't already let him know where she lived, she most likely told him where to go to pick her up for the supposed date-like event at that time.
Burrito_Time 5
Ha!! Got your hopes up
Nashiq 8
no way
AllSoul 23
Where I'm from, I think I'm the only girl gamer I know, all the others hate it and just moan about it because their boyfriends are addicted. I'm more Call of Duty than Minecraft :D
structuredchaoz 4
This chic might be cute but she sounds like a dim bulb.
autumnisintheair 7
Poor guy :( some girls can be really mean, I'm sorry. I'd say forget her, she obviously knew she texted you and thought it'd be funny to get your hopes up.
Megemegan68 0
well i say its time for revenge !