Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
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Mirorbo 26
Those idiots owe you a free pie for that incompetence.
gilliaga 4
yes, it does....every merchant should check signature against the credit card every time.
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Comments (111)
cmac86 23
you must have one hell of a long driveway!
cmac86 23
you must have one hell of a long driveway if you couldn't see them do that!
bsdam 0
ouch, that sucks...
BisFitty 7
YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll go pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!
BisFitty 7
YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!
ImaginaryFoe 0
When you get the Anti-Flood Protection Error, that's a hint that your comment has been posted. There's no need to wait and re-post because you can't see it. Try a refresh.
Garytt 0
HAHA
BisFitty 7
YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!
hnz 13
wow I'm surprised you can post this four times. anti flood sucks! hey it's not their fault for ordering the pizza takeaway instead of going to the mall to eat there! There might be functions at their house and ordering pizza is the right thing to do while sending right at their doorstep. it's the pizza delivery man who is in fault! they should fire him!
katiebelle 1
why should they fire him? the OP had someone trespassing on their property, commit forgery, and credit card fraud and everyone wants to get mad at the delivery driver. why isn't anyone mad at the guy who stole the pizza?
BisFitty 7
YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!
mrahhhhh 21
Yeah dude, just tell them and get a refund. Be careful about demanding a new pizza; if they're dicks, then they'll be angry at having to make an entirely new pizza (even though it was their fault) and spit on it or something.
labanana_fml 5
Love this , but they should check that !!