Pizza and Money: Crimes against Pizza

Crimes against Pizza

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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You deserved it 3 047

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Don't mess with pizza

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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But… I'm hungry!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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You deserved it 515

What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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You deserved it 169

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By woahheylex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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You deserved it 5 437

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 612

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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You deserved it 398

By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

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You deserved it 1 217

Bon appétit

By Anonymous - 20/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 85

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 319

The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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You deserved it 87

Mirorbo 26

Monday 24 January 2011 9:13

Those idiots owe you a free pie for that incompetence.

gilliaga 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:48

yes, it does....every merchant should check signature against the credit card every time.

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mdkid 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:58

I would be so mad hopefully you made that idiot get you another pizza

TCoop1515 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:35

I stole your pizza(: jk

vettle 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:39

what the... even when paying with credit I never pay until I get it. I thought that was standard. if they let you pay ahead, then yes, they should be verifying the card. just done kid that hates their job and doesn't care. can you blame them?

zombiegurl101 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:35

that's why you use debt or have cash lol

jaysolonyc 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:57

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losanimal 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:31

lol u must live in my hood lol...shit happens

ohmek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:11

Drive to the pizza place. Get free pizza. Problem solved.

bls5301 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:18

thanks by the way, that pizza was bangin.

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:47

you say that but if every time you ordered a pizza the pizza guy checked ur credit card you would probably get mad that u had to prove that you were in fact you. Be glad you have a good story to tell people.