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JustClaire95 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Creepy

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

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I'll prob just wear jeans from now on. Though it'd be funny to see them react to a mini skirt lol!

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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flowerbug 4

Leggings are not pants anyways.

kakakarotcake 17

or maybe he keeps catching his friends peeping at his daughter

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Comments (135)

Oh man that's creepy! Bet you're looking forward to Friday night this week!

AzTroopee 4

Imagine if this is from a son...

That's the best thing though? Just steamroll his buddies and win? The **** lol

yup0308 7

Pics or it didn’t happen!

crazy this was 11 years ago… wonder what OP is doing with their life now..