iamnotalawyer
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Glendale, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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linkinpark98 24
That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D
vintagemeow 6
I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..
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linkinpark98 24
That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D
GRRSOM 7
...but just imagine if the OP had a kid of his own. It would make it hard for them to take a stroll in the park.
saIty 17
That also means no buying candy for kids during Halloween!
ALpein 0
My first thought, before considering the possibility of his own children, is that to find this out, he'd have had to confront the children for some reason. Which would be a scary occurance on their part.
thiscrazything 1
Won't have to buy any girl scout cookies, either. Although, those cookies are pretty tasty.
linkinpark98 24
19 - A life with out girl scout cookies is a life not worth living for. D:
ladyLALAA 29
And if those kids dare come around on Halloween trick them or give them cabbages.
fencer49 0
Well said
blackheart24 10
Finally pedo bear gets an FML posted.
RedPillSucks 33
I have the opposite problem. Small kids would always run up to me, grab my leg and yell "Daddy"!!!! I'm black and I've had black, white, asian, and indian kids do this. Their parents did not think this was funny.
tmbfan 11
Without girl scout cookies what else would you eat? Regular cookies? I don't think so!
bizarre_ftw 22
30 - XD I have to try that! (though of course I'll hollow out the cabbage and put sour patch packets inside, I'm not heartless)
bizarre_ftw 22
63 - I can't imagine the kids were very amused once the realized their mistake either, also: white, Asian, & Indian? And you're black? What is this fuckery?
sublimaze 6
OP = Pedobear
CookieGirl4ever 13
9 - Sorry, I took your pi. :p
gojira666 7
Chester the molester?
cosmosis 12
Herbert the pervert?
missyj0 12
Lester the Molestor Cockenshpield.
snowmount07 6
Scary Larry?
marinus_fml 20
Combo breaker?
tmbfan 11
Marinus, I have no idea why everybody thumbs your comment down. I thought it was pretty funny.
BunBunBabe 8
Peter the skeeter
Pinkfl0yd 9
Hector the abductor?
lilpowers 3
Petophile of the Nile?
TheCarChanel 0
Bob the rappest
Makayla2015 0
Not funny!!! That's the guys name by my house and he is a molester!!!!!!
sux4u121 10
How the hell did you find that out?
Danny0522 8
"STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!!" is problably what some kid screamed at him, and I would take the hint pretty well if I was OP.
Serythvalker 7
So... You're that guy OP.
Teabubbles 8
"Well hello there little kid, and what is your name?" "My mommy told me not to talk to you." -anything as simple as that and i wouldve caught on too. :)
BunBunBabe 8
Haha people must think you're creepy.. You could have some fun with that
emmagillespie24 11
Or it's just that no one knows him
22cute 17
Or perhaps he is a good example?
p888 0
Well stop being creepy!
olpally 33
It's not his fault... He might be the coolest person ever! Don't judge him based on what you don't know about him... Jeez
vintagemeow 6
I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..
dadof2 4
Stranger Danger not good not good at all.
THE_A_TEEN 28
But...but...I like being creepy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
****, that was for #5.
jerseyboy732 16
this is why you don't get a windowless white van as your vehicle
FlakyKidd 0
Lol :P
micahsmommy 13
Use it to your advantage. You can scare the crap out of all the kids for Halloween. Only about 7 months to plan your evil labyrinth, better get planning.
linkinpark98 24
Or better yet, just buy a shit-load of candy and pig out. Considering the kids won't be visiting OP for Halloween anytime soon. :)