iamnotalawyer
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Glendale, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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linkinpark98 24
That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D
vintagemeow 6
I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..
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RedPillSucks 33
Perhaps you should stop singing the verses of "Aqua Lung" at the top of your voice
stewpididiot 11
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm sure you think the mustache is a huge chick magnet, alongside your sporty white van, dark rimmed thick lens glasses, and fashionable trench coat... But I think it's time to change that due to this scary stereotype out there.
Flyleaf92 0
Then that should tell u something
xMissxMurderx 1
do you drive a big white fleet van? lol
shahroni1 3
who cares if they find you stranger ?
rubberduckie94 13
The free candy sign you hung around your neck with the arrow pointing to your unzipped pants was a dead give away. Learn some finesse.
88sforlife 0
Well stop bein creepy!
FireGX66 5
Forever a-stranger ?
mrrossh 3
If it were me I'd become a noisy neighbour - singing in the shower on a sunday at 6 am, loud music till late at night, running up and down the stairs. When someone comes to complain, I'd just say "If you don't like the noise, perhaps you shouldn't talk shit about me to your kids. If you can ALL come and apologise to me personally - and do it in front of your kids - then I'll stop being a niusance." Then slam the door in their face and crank the music up - the rest is up to them.