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iamnotalawyer This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Glendale, United States

Creepy guy

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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linkinpark98 24

That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D

vintagemeow 6

I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..

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porcupineattack1 5

Well maybe you can befriend them, like boo radley

hm23b 1

I'm reading that book now!

DocBastard 40

But if you're the creepy guy in the neighbourhood, that means the Girl Scouts won't come to sell you cookies! **** that, I need my damned Thin Mints!

Torva_fml 16

I prefer the peanut butter ones.... What are those called?

RedPillSucks 33

I like the ones made out of real girl scouts.... What? Too creepy?

Kernal22 4

Tagalongs, 51.

KiddNYC1O 22

Samoas!

PYLrulz 17

Something would have to be up with you for you to be used as an example.

I_Hug_Cats 26

Isn't OP technically a stranger though?

monique8axel 6

Haha stranger danger

Aug1508 9

Well jeez buddy, you are a stranger to them. STRANGER DANGER!!!!!

loserman67 36

Maybe you need to open your curtains and stop inviting the neighborhood kids to "reach into your pockets for some candy"

lazypopo 0

That's unfortunate. They must have their reasons. Maybe 1. You look and act creepy 2. You haven't opened up to your neighbors when you first moved in 3. You have some bad luck. If you don't care about what they say you should just use it to your advantage and live like a hermit in your own apartment. Now you don't have bratty kids bothering you for anything.

wittygirl 8

Bake cupcakes and introduce yourself as Bob the friendly neighbor from 216. Smile nicely and walk away slowly, they'll be in too much shock at your openness they'll feel like the presumptuous ass' that they are. Sorry your neighbors are butt heads. Hopefully that helps otherwise I say you move if you can.

Epikouros 32

OK, I'll try to bake cupcakes. But do you add the sedative before or after you put them in the oven?

wittygirl 8

In the frosting so it retains its potency no baking on that at all xD