Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings - FML

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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Aero25 15

Monday 28 February 2011 0:52

Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 1:09

Aww, it's really sweet that you did that :) save the crisps for another time, she'll probably have that craving again.

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Serafie 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 23:21

This is such an European-sounding FML. Cycling and crisps in the same sentence!

angel_loverknk 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:55

I think that's really sweet. sorry she changed her mind though. that sucks :/

stevo224 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:20

welcome to pregnancy

supahnazi 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:06

u nvr hear stories about a girl doing something nice for her boyfriend which is kind of sad. and i dnt mean when shes pregnant, but just in a normal situation.

terry19 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:58

kinda agree there they are all take no give

ashrandom 0

Friday 4 March 2011 22:26

that's how pregnancy is, YDI for getting her knocked up

lindag08 0

Friday 4 March 2011 22:47

& for those ***** whor r saying ydi for not having a car WTF not everyone can afford one and everyibes life situations are different mayb his car was at the shop wow such judgmental ppl have sympathy look at the brigh side ur a great man for that and I'm sure ull be a great father too

fudgeeocookies 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:13

You must be a really good boyfriend.

PrincessSarah24 0

Monday 7 March 2011 6:18

Ydi for knockin her up

January8 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:47

I want a boyfriend like you.

Sesmell 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:49

Douche, getta car

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