Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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Aero25 15

Monday 28 February 2011 0:52

Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 1:09

Aww, it's really sweet that you did that :) save the crisps for another time, she'll probably have that craving again.

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nikiifml 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:58

worth it at the end dude ! with UR amazing child

cvilla0713 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 11:29

wow that's live right there

Meagan21395 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 21:23

Aww I want a guy like you.:)

birchknollbabe32 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:42

maybe if you don't knock up your girlfriend next time, you won't go through the suffering.

alluneedisluv 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:59

........that's dedication. :D

alphagirl87 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:52

you're absolutely amazing!!!

okiidokii_fml 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:46

Not that bad... 15 Min there... 15 back you could Have stayed Inside For 10 or something... Or Bought a Plastic rain cape Where u Got The Crisps

lkrunner101 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:15

At least you were nice enoguh to do that for her?

heyitsdiamond 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:38

Exactly she's preggo give her a break

killersexy 1

Monday 7 November 2011 2:09

Don't get her pregnant then dumbass

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