Cars, Accident and Transportation: Crash

Crash

By horribledriver - 01/12/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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You deserved it 71 761

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 38 611

By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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You deserved it 2 495

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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You deserved it 422

By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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You deserved it 909

Luckster 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:59

That's why you ignore the sound of ringing phones when you're on the road. Pull over next time.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:00

The idea of trying to answer your phone while driving.

Comments

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:33

I would be mad tho...

emorainbow 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:39

that why you don;t care about your phone when your driving. its your fault for bending down to look. your lucky you didn't get hurt!

NotEven 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:41

I also thought you were a girl when I read this. I do have to dig for my phone often...in my PURSE. Where would a guy even be searching around for his phone, unless you have a man purse. Also, if you feel the need to answer your phone that urgently, you need to get a life. You can call the person back when it is safe to do so. And if it was an unknown number, and they didn't leave a voicemail, it must not have been important in the first place.

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:47

You, sir FAIL at life! Turn in your man card NOW!!!!

Erindub 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:52

Hope you're ok and anyone you may have possibly hit. You should be thanking your lucky stars you are still alive.

tacosrawesome77 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:01

One word..FAIL

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:03

Your head was supposed to go through the windshield, god damnit! Needless to say, my faith in natural selection has been thoroughly rattled. Still, you'd be doing both your country and millions of scientists a favor by castrating yourself. Natural law dictates that you're extremely unsuitable for procreation.