Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Someone_somewere 7

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

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thats the funniest ******* thing i heard all day

at the people asking where they use 100 and 110 it's Australia :) 110km, 100km, 90km, 80km, and 50 through towns :)

Or, as has been said, anywhere else in the world apart from the US.

moogleluvr 1

What if the slow driver happened to be a new driver (ie: student driver)? People honked at me last month, and it's like "I'm sorry, but what do you expect? I'm at the speed limit and I'm a learner". This one guy in a green previous-generation Altima honked, flipped me off, and told me to "Learn to drive!" That one made me smile. Then because we were taking the same road for about 10 minutes, I paced him in the neighboring lane. Dick.

BAHAHAHAHHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS! I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS WHEN THAT HAPPENED! Sucks to be you! You deserve it. Gave me a good laugh though.

You know what, screw anyone who says you deserved it. Slow drivers are what cause accidents, that and old people.....and asians........and women.........especially slow driving old asian women... yeah...

A part of me wants to tell you to shut the **** up and stop perpetuating stereotypes even if you're just joking, but I've also driven enough years to know that some stereotypes are there for a reason. Anyhow, my aunt is an Asian (obviously female) driver, and she has never gotten a single ticket because she drives safely and quite well. She drives a lot better than other people, men, women, Asian, Caucasian, African American, Hispanic, whatever. I do notice that a lot of female drivers tend to be overaggressive sometimes, but damn so are guys. I especially hate the cars that go at 90MPH on the freeway and have "pimped out" white lights, blazing like they're on Fast and Furious or something. Stop overcompensating, bitches.

She's probably never gotten a ticket cuz she's, I don't know, a 'slow' driver. Not saying that I agree with his stereotype, but you didn't say anything to refute it. Also "pimped out" head lights? Seriously? You do realize that those types of lights are now industry standards on all of the high end cars and most of the mid range cars.

My mistake. When I said she has never gotten a ticket, I meant also to say that she's never caused an accident. Slow drivers, and old Asian female slow drivers, aren't necessarily the dangerous ones. People like my aunt drive at the speed limit, but what keeps them from getting into accidents is probably that they are more attentive to the road. Anyhow, the reason I can't refute the stereotype completely is because I'm female, and I don't drive at the speed limit (I confess, I hate slow drivers). I'm guessing that this is true across both genders and across different ethnicities though, so I'm not sure what fool came up with these stereotypes that women and Asian people in particular can't drive well.

Sounds like a case of woman driver. Look at your surroundings jackass. YDI

How could you possibly NOT deserve that? Karma at it's finest right there.