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By imblue42 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

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Eye bleach

By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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Unbearable_fml 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:53

Sticky situation. Sorry that you had to witneszit, OP.

ZeroDying 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:54

It could be worse, my girlfriend forcefully pops all my pimples.

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LVtaytay 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 22:56

At least you know they love each other

johnfulcher90 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:03

mmmm fresh mayo

ILikeKoalas 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:27

Well, this happens a lot on YouTube.

lulinator 40

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:37

This is funny. Who else is going to pop the hard to reach ones? I called my sister a few years after I got divorced, and told her I made a horrible mistake kicking him out. She was like what?! I said that I had a zit I couldn't reach and had no one to pop it. We both laughed so hard.

KayDee29 31

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:45

I pop the pimples on my boyfriends back, I love popping pimples! I always wash my hands when I'm done though, and he says it's relaxing!

joshi42 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:45

So what?

linnysy 14

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:55

That's a real relationship!

monkeyxD 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:48

This will be me with my boyfriend and our daughter.

YFOS_fml 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 2:12

and?

mzshannababy 16

Thursday 25 June 2015 3:12

Soooo what's the FML about? at least you have a dad

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