Pranks, Break-ups and Love: Conspiracy of one

There might be something wrong with that guy if your sister went to those lengths to get you away from him. Either that, or your sister wants him for herself.

gracehi 31

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:32

That, or the sister just loves creating drama.

orsombre_fml 11

Monday 28 July 2014 12:29

Or her sister is a bitch.

stephers444 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:36

Woah that's not cool. What a jerk

_heavenlysasa 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:43

Jealous much???

shadow_delta70 2

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:50

I just got the FML app. Almost every comment I see has this OP abbreviation. What's does that mean?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 1:32

Is it: A) Optimus Prime B) Orange Penis C) Orgasming Panda D) Original Poster Don't you just love multiple choice! Oh and welcome to FML!

cwrocker 14

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:17

Totally C.

sk1tt135 22

Monday 28 July 2014 15:04

It's original poster.

JustFMLME 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:39

Was your boyfriend atleast suspicious that it wasn't you because you would be acting differently?

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Today, I was scrolling through a more risqué/dark/dirty humor Facebook page. I thoughtlessly set my phone down to help my cousin with a translation for about a minute. When I went to grab my phone, I saw, front and center, a photo edit of Chewbacca with his "lipstick" out. No wonder she kept glancing down. FML

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Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

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Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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Today, an irate woman came into my store, screaming that she wanted a refund for the “defective” juicer we sold her. Apparently we’re all idiots who can’t build thing properly. I work at Best Buy and she was trying to juice bananas, but got mad they kept coming out as goop. FML

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