Pranks, Break-ups and Love: Conspiracy of one

Conspiracy of one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 083

You deserved it 4 832

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Welshite 39

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:29

This is why passwords were invented.

Vedarshi 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:30

Teach the little brat a lesson.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:40

Must be bad reception.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:42

At least she didn't succeed.

KingEdon 4

Monday 8 February 2016 1:02

I mean, you said try, so hopefully it didn't work, and your relationship is stronger now

Perry85 42

Thursday 10 March 2016 9:12

At least the keyword here is "Tried" to break up with him, not "succeeded in"

Salzxx 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 1:01

I read some of these FMLs and wonder what happened with some of these families, while being grateful for mine

Salzxx 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 1:06

I read some of these FMLs and wonder what happened with some of these families, while being grateful for mine

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Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 657

You deserved it 130

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 368

You deserved it 4 151

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Today, after driving to three drug testing clinics that were approved for my job, each one declined me, saying they don't do testing anymore. Now I have to drive another 25 miles to see if someone will say, "You're clean." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 873

You deserved it 933

Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 021

You deserved it 5 676

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 439

You deserved it 2 263

Today, I had the best date I've had in my life, until after we ate and split an expensive dinner out, we came back to my place and she then told me she was homeless, and wasn't looking to date but for a couch to crash on. She won't leave. Happy fucking New Year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 451

You deserved it 294

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 885

You deserved it 5 311

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 782

You deserved it 9 732