Conspiracy of one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 083
You deserved it 4 832

Top comments

Comments

Because if she's in elementary school, I think your boyfriend could tell it wasn't you.

Eat all of her favorite cereal and replace her shampoo with Nair.

Time to tell the parental unit. Looks like she is a total witch and is in need of attention. Just not the kind of attention she was hoping for.

get some duct tape. Don't put it on her just pull a piece off( not completely) so she'll have an idea what'll happen next time she tries that shit