Conspiracy of one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML
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demonhunter3220 14

You know, not everything has to be about revenge. But this, this has to be about revenge. Super soaker full of cat piss. Don't ask how, don't ask why. Just do.

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sweetbliss3 37

That's weird. I hope you had a chat with her about this. oh, and your boyfriend, chat with him, too.

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CurlyQute 17

Maybe she was jealous of your relationship...

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pkts11 16

Maybe she did that because she wanted to have him?

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Awesome_Ninjaz 12

I can't see why your sister would do that unless he tried hitting on her or something....

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Lil_Red777 21

Or maybe she's just a little bitch.

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worldclassrager 39

Couldn't he recognize it wasn't your voice?

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Aero_x 21

besides texting...my sister and I sound so much the same that we trick our parents when they call us. even when it isn't on the phone and just in a different room of the house.

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IcemistDragon 20

The sister was probably texting.............

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Whotevah 8

Was this because you told her that your pubes are longer than his dong?

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william007w 5

What if op doesn't have a small penis? What if his gf just has crazy long pubes?

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TheLadyOpal 30

#27, The FML you're looking for is a little further south.

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