Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Confuddled - FML

Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Spicy

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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Breaking news

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Spicy

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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You must be kidding me

By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Spicy

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 20:00 - Netherlands - Creil

Spicy

Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML

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Sleep it off

By Anonymous - 01/06/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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alexup24 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I'd start filing a divorce...

thebaddayblues 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:01

I hate when that happens..

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bluewavegirl10 3

Saturday 15 December 2012 12:30

See, that's when the Jenna Marbles face comes in handy!

rachilio 26

Thursday 30 May 2013 22:24

Why the **** wasn't the guy she was cheating with freaked out too?

lzmo 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:25

Man up?

Cass_x 22

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:57

kick her in the vajayjay. i cant stand people who cheat.

sarahthecutie 7

Thursday 16 January 2014 5:19

I'm sorry bro.

Gweedo65 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 12:21

This made me laugh

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 30 December 2014 1:17

dude..you shouldn't have left.

swoldier04 6

Saturday 11 April 2015 4:52

Strip club

HDdeltin 2

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:12

Wow, that sucks :/

ChaCha339 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 9:49

I think you're better off single than with a crazy bitch like that.

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