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Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

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bahahha. this one is going in my favorites. maybe your boss will stop being a cheap ass and he'll put a window in that damn door!

MR_OHCRAP 0

FALCON KICK!? Man, into the face, if you hate him, good, unless he fires you or something.

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

That's the way to use "HIS" head just tell him he'd make an excellent door stopper

effourlives___23 0

This happened to me last month with my director!

Haha I know that one. Happened to me a couple of times.

I love this one. I'm quite certain I did this at least once when I used to work in a kitchen.

Nice going Daniel-san.

Haha omg I've done that once. I kicked open the door to the parking garage at my ex's apartment loby & hit his neighbor on her face! Oops! I felt so bad...learned my lesson not to be so rough lol

How short is your manager?

Similar thing happened to me once. Luckily my boss held his hand in front of his head. Still i was super shocked cause of the big bang. Hehe, guess your boos has too bad reaction time. =P lol

lol took me a couple of seconds to realise he meant he kicked the door into the boss' face, as opposed to kicking his boss in the face :P

oohh..shudnt have kicked if open. :p