Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
Swinging doors always end up hurting someone. That's why many of them have the yellow marks on the floor and windows.
Why would your managers face be there? This is almost perfect timing, you know?
Good thing it didn't hit you in the face.