Clout chasing

By Samantha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 481
You deserved it 5 195

Same thing different taste

Top comments

spidergirl41 0

haha that must suck. Go buy yourself a happy birthday to me cake, take a picture of itself and send it to everyone so they feel sorry for you and buy you stuff

that_one_dude 0

I would be pissed if that happend.

Comments

I've had the same thing happen to me. Sad part is, my mother helped my friend organize it all. A week later, she remember and got me a card. The card said, "Sorry I forgot, here's 5 dollars. Happy Late Birthday." It was my 16th birthday. I feel your pain.

your mom sucks guilt her whenever possible

Ditch the bitch! Having her birthday on the same day was really catty and messed up. You should have messed up her party - everybody loves a good catfight :) But still, how could you let her walk all over you? Why didn't you throw a party yourself?

Lula78 0

When she went to blow out her candles you should have beat her to it announcing that it was really YOUR birthday and then left with one of her presents. Jk but seriously she's not a good friend. Better luck next year!

couldnt 0

You should of stolen her gifts and then got different TRUE friends font forget birthdays

Same thing happened to me :( Lol at #159 though.. Thats funny, shoulda done that :P

amazingkate 0

you know, i used to get pissed that no one remembered my birthday until i realized that i didn't really care about other people's birthdays either. not saying i'm a bad friend who doesn't care at all and won't chip in for a birthday meal or get a present. but really if you think about it, who in your life cares about your birhtday? your mom, your best friend, the person you're seeing and everyone else will use it as an excuse to have a bbq. really, think about it.

your friend's a bitch, for not remembering and for the party. get better friends bro

GiannaxRevenge 0

Wow, everyone has a right to be a ****, but that twat just abused hers. You should have tripped her and cut a hole in the middle of her cake, shitted in it, then put the cut out part back on top. Also, leave a note that says "EAT MY SHIT."

turtlebug 0

I've been there! I know how you feel!