Health, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: Close encounters

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 281

You deserved it 2 715

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 311

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 843

You deserved it 611

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 098

You deserved it 4 449

Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 601

You deserved it 5 023

Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 572

You deserved it 3 914

Stinky pits

By shakinmahbuttbutt - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 850

You deserved it 4 554

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 261

You deserved it 2 941

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 230

You deserved it 7 910

Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 719

You deserved it 31 734

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 713

You deserved it 3 904

gideeupp 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:49

Some things in life you can't un-see. This is one of them.

flockz 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:17

haha piece of wood? she was already being blinded by one.

Comments

4ugu4 7

Monday 8 August 2011 8:00

Join him?

brunettebaby98 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:31

Mayb u should have said it a little louder

fyreshadowes 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:29

My God, I'm sorry. I would be traumatized for life. Even if he didn't hear you, it's a disgusting habit to walk around naked if you live with other people, especially if you have a daughter. I hope you don't have nightmares.

MiGman 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:15

Haha British much?

bridgetD14 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:08

Y'all share a bathroom??? Gross...

AryannaT 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 4:22

some houses don't have more than one bathroom

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 12 May 2013 18:32

Sorry, OP.

drosek89 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 9:51

Yikes. I hope a "stop and knock" sign was promptly put up.

AryannaT 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 4:21

so did everyone else see him naked before he went in the bathroom, since apparently he was naked when he walked in, and so before he walked in? if so, its not as bad because she must've seen him naked more than once before.