Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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shmaller 0
You have such low self esteem that you just expect people to laugh at you on sight, or what?
KickItHigh 32
That's highly embarrassing. From now on, remember to check in the mirror before you leave to any place. :P
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Comments (74)
swallowthehurt 0
good. job.
nicky187 1
You wouldn't be former Senator Larry Craig, would you?
kkkristennnn 0
hahaha fail
too_much_fun 0
Is anyone else scared about how addicted they are to this site? I know I'm starting to question my sanity.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
because THIS doesn't happen in every teen movie/t.v show where the main character is a dork and gets laughed at by the whole class.....
macdaddy69 0
ha nice. Your stank juice mustve really made that toilet paper stick!
wutupbruh 0
@#27 every time i get on my computer i come to tihs website and get all excited when i see the little yellow "new" signs... I AM losing my sanity... whenever i do something i always have to think of how it could be put on fmylife...
u4real 0
omg # 16 thats halerious
skjj 0
hey # 14 you are the one reading it
Draq 1
Fake. Nobody in the history of reality has done this, despite how often you see it on tv. I can't even begin to imagine how it's even POSSIBLE to leave toilet paper stuck on you. You want to tell me I'm wrong, then walk us through it step by step.