Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML
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perdix 31
You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!
wingedtoad 0
Oh Tiger.
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KevinFlynn 13
sorry to hear that. good thing you found out before it went any further
JoseIsAdork 31
damn, I feel bad for not only you op but also for his wife and soon to be child, people can be so awful! so sorry he was a creep!
djsammyc 19
I say tell his wife she deserves to know
anabanana101 15
You didn't know for two years?? That's awful, I'm so sorry. He's an asshole and you and his wife deserve way better.
ChadHelton 8
two years and didn't figure out he was married? YDI
1known 34
And you let him go?