Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron, to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, after a snowstorm, I went to start my car early in the morning for work. The door was frozen solid, so I had to jimmy it open with a screwdriver. Then, as I started to drive off, my foot slipped off the clutch and the car stalled out. The battery was too weak to start it again. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, I live in a household of 3 people, with only one vehicle. My transmission blew right after working 16 straight hours. I had to walk 6 miles home, not to mention figure out work tomorrow. Now my oldest, who does not live with me, is pissed because it is an "inconvenience" for her. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
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counterfit 10
Could be worse, that's 4 times what my father got for a Cutlass Ciera with a blown tranny. <insert oral sex joke here>
menother 2
how much does it cost to fix a transmission versus buy a new car?
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Comments (81)
berry24 0
sue his ass did the dog **** u up if so sue
Giorgio272 2
look blood Ima lay it down for yo. smack a bitch and get her to do it. if yo ain't got no bitch come over to Gio I got some fine honey for yo money bro.
idkwtfbbq 3
Gio "yo" whack bro and your honeys are smarter than "yo". Grow the **** up first; then Get A Life brugh, seriously!
knibbsy 4
Hey, where's your Lebaron Freddy?
knibbsy 4
The lack of Freddy Got Fingered fans here upsets me.
angrynegro7 16
Damn, MetalAtlas! First, your girlfriend dumps you and throws a salad in your face! Now you get bit by a dog and only get a C-note for your car after it dies on you! FYL indeed!
Anonnamus 0
MetalAtlas can use the money to buy a new girlfriend. Maybe the next one will have the decency to throw a steak in his face. Effing vegetarians.
SCARYMUSIC 0
well get the hell off fml and go brag about your new 100 dallars at the bar to the bartender. then buy alot of beer and puke it all up:)
lcolla38 0
ydi for acepting $100
SCARYMUSIC 0
ydi I for taking the offer and helping him you should of said" I'll help you IF you throw in a extra 50-100"
almae 0
I work for insurance if his dog bit you you can get a hell of a lot more by suing his ass!!
simonsaysYDI 8
yeah don't complain, I just had to junk my 95 Chrysler cirrus, free towing but otherwise I didn't get a cent
bunny911 16
if a car was that dear to me I'd just replace the tranny. it would probably be cheaper than buying another car.