Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Caught in a lie

Caught in a lie

By Anonymous - 06/07/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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You deserved it 3 698

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML

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You deserved it 201

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 361

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 168

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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You deserved it 41 573

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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You deserved it 117

By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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You deserved it 5 322

By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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You deserved it 34 558

Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:40

You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.

pandabearsmiles 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:50

You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.

Comments

tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:43

u should of been like ya but after that i

SleepOnStones 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:12

Ohhhhhhhh, BUSTED!!!!!!

roadracer39 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:43

you need Google +. then she wouldn't have seen what u said.

SecretlyEvil9792 22

Friday 12 August 2011 21:37

YDI.

nemolovesme 11

Saturday 20 August 2011 4:08

your grandma has a fb? hahaha

lovely4137 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:35

lol your grandma is awesome lol whether it's true or not... she has good humor...

LinkX3_fml 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:54

What's worse? Your grandma having a Facebook or knowing how to comment?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 8:28

ur grandma has a facebook? shes cooler than u!

StarGurl86 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:29

Yeah you was slightly hungover........... From eating grandma's cookies lol

daisy963 4

Monday 26 March 2012 6:39

That is embarrassing

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