dreamteam
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Broken dreams
Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
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Jimboom 12
That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
SailorButterfly 8
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol
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ford_f250 0
well never kno why we love those we love =] try to thnk that way. it makes the pain go away a lil haha
justanotherhuman 21
You should investigate why you're dreaming of... ah, being 'ravish'-ed by some random hot fantasy guy to begin with (I'm guessing it's more complicated than the obvious 'want-to-bang-someone-hot' norm, as indicated by the verb). If you're unsatisfied with your sex life and/or marriage, seems your husband should be the one you're hashing things out with, not FML.com. I won't get into what 3 of the 4 verb-tense definitions for 'ravish', actually allude to... except for the parenthesis next sentence. Essentially, it's just a sex dream(with potential rape overtones)- nothing complicated, aaaaaand it was interrupted. FYL indeed. /facepalm
DR_REXX 0
WET DREAM!!! HAHA. must suck ur husbie sux!! u have to b dreaming of other guys lmao
robotInDisguise 0
To all the people saying: " ITS JUST A DREAM SHE CANT CONTROL IT GARSH!!! " Yeah thats true, she can't, no harm done. But its pretty obvious what she thinks of her husband if she is this desperate to finish a dream about "a hot guy".....
Kilomech 8
She was enjoying the dream. It doesn't mean she hates her husband, or even dislikes him. The way the dream was interrupted was gross but the husband couldn't help that. She was merely emphasizing the rude way in which her dream was disturbed. It's not like she ended the FML with something like "I wish my husband was the hot guy, or god my husband is so ugly." Christ.
starlitgrl 0
hahahhaha this made me laugh so much lol but dude ur married and dreaming about another guy... hmmm... kinky much
awsomepk 0
my bad, reread and decided y r a ungrateful *****. hope you are single and lomesome because u thoughy you could have done better but now will be single forever. Btw fhl for having you as a wife asswipe.
Professor59 2
Poor, poor baby. Your life sounds awful. When getting raped in a dream is a step up from your regular life, you just may have a problem.
lorrainepaola 0
0o please everytone is always dreaming about stupid things... like if it has never happenned to you...godd -_-
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
CARMA
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
75 that's so true! I had a dream one time where I realized I was dreaming and then woke up when I tried controlling what happens...
strawberryspacejam 11
YDI for fantasizing about other guys inside of marraige