dreamteam
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Broken dreams
Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
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Jimboom 12
That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
SailorButterfly 8
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol
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Comments (171)
anona_fml 0
lmao
oNikkio 0
Wake up call.
scuba1722 0
from a guys viewpoint... I'm sure I'm mot alone most might not admit this, I'll be pissed if my girlfriend wakes me up from a dream with some other girl. I would even let her know, but I'd laugh about it, and still say fml... and it's not at all cheating or whorish... its a fantasy world, no one wakes up and goes damn I am gonna go **** the next person I see other then my loved one...
ukiba 0
lolrolflmao
me5 0
Dump him for the man of your dreams
kingwaldo 0
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks
hpotterluvr 0
Your a *****
Skellig 2
How. The ****. Is this. An FML. OH NOES! You have a real flesh and blood person to spend time with instead of a random fantasy! You poor, poor woman! DAMN that's some serious ingratitude right there.
YouFailForLife 7
Thats what the OP get for dreaming about another man.
nfl25 0
lol