dreamteam
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Broken dreams
Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
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Jimboom 12
That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
SailorButterfly 8
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol
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aFMLaddict 0
stick a hose into his but and attach the other end to his nose.
Panther_fml 0
#2 made me lol
demonic562 0
lol number 2 and get over it op or dump him
alexandraa_fml 0
I just lol'd like an imbecile @ you #2.
dorkside_fml 0
stick a hose in his nose and the other end on a vacuum cleaner.
XDNurse 0
omg hahaha this made me laugh more than the fml
aback 5
I really hope you meant "ravish".
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(appears out of thin air) Whoa! Someone just summoned me. (reads the previous comments) I now understand why I was summoned. This is relevant to my interests.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I think I'll just stick to tossing salad, thanks.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
does it have any cilantro? I'm allergic to that stuff.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Why? I'm actually talking about tossing some salad. I was thinking of using some fresh cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, some nuts, and all the other "fixings." I was going to top it off with your "special" dressing as long as there is no cilantro.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Dried apricots... I nearly forgot. Thanks. Salty? Nah. The fruit and cucumbers have to remain relatively clean before I actually toss the salad.
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL at brave_sir_robin an pendatic's convo. marry me ^_^
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#63 - I only have two screening questions for you should we get married: 1) Does this dress make me look fat? 2) Please explain in three words or less...
Pissed_Off_ 0
@ Mercy - Thank you for pointing that out it was really bothering me. ;)
XDNurse 0
I love mercy
intint50 0
the convo between mercy, pendatic
rachilio 26
That is exactly what it says
CallMeHush 1
Don't waste it, jump his bones.
warchild4080 8
I personally think she deserved it for dreaming of some one else and then thinking it was rude I know she can't help her dreams but thinking its rude to be awoken from a dream where you cheating come on
awsomepk 0
you married the fatass.
babybubz 0
only fat people snore and/or fart?
expen_dable 0
yeah and they make funny noises when they get angry
babybubz 0
LMAO
WhatANoob 0
LOL
bluesclues72 0
that's a real shitty thing to say.
babybubz 0
clearly it was a JOKE.. lighten up.
Gobsnoglin 0
So he snarted, that's what married life is all about. To #6, good catch!
mede999 0
Be glad, otherwise you wouldn't even have remebered the dream.
Jimboom 12
That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
CallMeHush 1
Yea, love is in the air.
SailorButterfly 8
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol
thew_fml 14
women don;t fart?
fisheatsbear 6
of course they don't. they don't poop either
slyace 9
Lol I never thought it was possible to snort and fart at the same time. This made my day lol FYL