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Broken dreams

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

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That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

SailorButterfly 8

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

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cruzersgirl2213 0

totally agree with #67 and I'm a girl. women are total ****** these days that try to totally control their boyfriends and freak out if they ever try to be themselves. guys fart, and snort in their sleep. I'll never hate my fiance for waking me up like that. Actually, I love it when he wakes me up, and if he does it by farting and snorting in his sleep, all the better because that is SO adorable. also, I would feel so horrible for dreaming about another man, and would make up for it by making my fiance sandwiches and giving him back massages and playing video games with him all day. I love you Eddie. ~ cruzersgirl2213

I don't know why everyone is calling the OP a ***** for dreaming about a "hot guy" that was not her husband. It's a dream. It's not like she's out at the club, hooking up with other men. It's not cheating. Get over it.

Omg, my eyes teared up Gmail laughing so hard. FyL ma'am.

NzxtZ06 0

I agree with 67 and 83. she must have forgotten that she said yes when he proposed. what a bitch

conversesk8er 0

126- lmao

stop complaining about what he does in his sleep like it's an excuse for dreaming of sleeping with someone else. it's not his fault. i bet he's a great husband other than this, isn't he?

that's what u get for thinking about me and not ur husband

amanduuhs 0

Woke up to reality..sorry, haha.

husbands always kill good sec dream