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By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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MassiDelta 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:09

YDI for being an idiot and a jerk.

ihaveasushicat 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:18

And that's why you should keep your mouth shut at your job and just do your work and go home. You know most of these people are going to say YDI.

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theamazingd 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:38

Regardless of how much you may dislike your coworker, discretion while discussing it at work is a must. YDI.

ArcheryArtist 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 14:46

This sounds like something I would do XD

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