too young for this
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
BREAKING
Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
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ironichalibut 24
This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.
boofgall 16
Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?
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Comments (129)
AlexiAwesome 10
How didn't you notice something like that?
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Talk about a surprise. Sorry to hear it OP, at least you know the truth now.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Mind = Blown. Feel sorry for you OP, everyone should be able to trust their parents.
myoukei 31
Consider yourself lucky: a lot of children know in a painful way when a divorce is going on. You got to skip the drama. Sorry about the dishonesty though...
DjeePee 25
Yeah, because this isn't dramatic or painfull at all...
born_hustla 26
Your parents could have been great secret agents or in theater... Unless of course you were oblivious to all the signs. But still, that's messed up.
mattyiscool123 26
When I started reading I thought this was bigamy
rattusrattus 19
Please tell me when this is going to show up on Jeremy Kyle...
nerdchic 5
How did you not know they were divorced?
perdix 31
#48, how much do you know about your parents' sex life? How much do you want to know? Most kids have no idea if their parents are ******* like rabbits or have a sexless union, and they want to keep it that way. It would not be hard for them to remain partners in a child-rearing corporation even if there is no sexual or romantic bond between them.
nerdchic 5
Are you ******* stupid? Nothing in this fml says anything about sex. Go be a fail somewhere else
Old_Iron_Sides 6
I'm sure they got divorced when he was young, and continued to live together, it wouldn't be that difficult if you were willing to continue living together.
fuckmylife518 15
Umm...I think this is actually the only moment in FML history where it's acceptable to have your only response to this be What the ****?!?!?!?? That is literally all I can think right now. Good luck OP.