too young for this
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
BREAKING
Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
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ironichalibut 24
This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.
boofgall 16
Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?
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bybib 20
That's some wicked secret. How did they keep it this whole time?
RebornUnicorn 16
That must've been such a mindfuck, I hope you're doing alright OP.
newburton13 26
Well I gotta give them props for hiding it. They must really love you.
interesting33 37
Wow. I cannot possibly imagine this. My heart goes out to you.
ViviMage 40
You'd think you would pick up clues. Not being home, not wet wig a ring.... They should be open and honest with their own kids! XP
mattorama 15
You should be glad they care enough about you to keep up the illusion.
toaster012 17
At least they have a good relationship unlike my divorced parents.
chanellgymnast 17
That's all parents to nowadays: die.
jess1987 17
eh just be glad their divorce was pleasant. my dad told me I would be a stupid bitch like my mom. After he served divorce papers on their 25th wedding anniversary, also waiting until me, the youngest, was 18 so he didn't have to pay child support. He also threw a fit that he wasn't mentioned in her obituary 2 months ago after 7 years being divorced.
Anime_Love 3
That's really awful!!!!
jess1987 17
that's just my dysfunctional family
lincolnick4 19
Sorry to hear that OP. At least they tried to be there for you as a family while you were growing up. perhaps they thought you were old enough to handle the news.