too young for this This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

BREAKING

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

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College Life

Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.

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ironichalibut 24

12 April 2013, 12:16

This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

boofgall 16

12 April 2013, 12:16

Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?

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mcar 13

12 April 2013, 18:00

I would love a follow up post from OP. This is so interesting and effed up at the same time!

Kruiser 16

12 April 2013, 18:14

Sounds like Ted Mosby's parents!

DjeePee 25

12 April 2013, 18:31

I can't believe that his mistress put up with this bullshit. Having a secret relationship for almost 15 years with a man who kept living with his (ex-)wife, pretending to be a happily married couple, maybe even sharing the same bed... That's nuts. Just like this FML.