Awkward, Dating, Cute and Love: Brain fogged

Brain fogged

By boohoo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Oh no oh my

By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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Pick me !

By Anonymous - 13/01/2025 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!

Comments

calliefornia2 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:39

I have a twin brother and we get that a lot surprisingly...

boofybluth 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:07

Don't feel bad. That's cute

MrsBaty 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:09

just because they are twins they can be identical in the face. doesnt matter if they are boy and girl twins. they still could look identical. so dont feel bad

nikkinurse 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:30

Not all twins are identical - but some sure do a lot alike!!!

madisonx333 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:33

Lol!! I do stuff like that all the time!! x]

rayofsunahine25 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:37

that could be a legitimate question

LiaLovesUu06 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:01

It actually is a difference between twins .. Identical , and fraternal .

shakespearelove 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:11

there is such thing as fraternal twins... where they look nothing alike, or are opposite sex. not really that big of a deal asking if they were identical. x)