Work: Brain fart, episode 23

Brain fart, episode 23

By edodge - 15/10/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the second floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the fifth press that I realized we were already on the second floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 28 846

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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You deserved it 27 114

By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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You deserved it 63 912

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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You deserved it 6 824

By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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You deserved it 9 410

By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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You deserved it 26 608

You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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You deserved it 34 299

By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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You deserved it 305

By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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You deserved it 54 519

By Jarool - 12/05/2014 19:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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You deserved it 6 626

kenjiisown 1

Friday 15 October 2010 9:12

You are an idiot.

Lucidium 0

Friday 15 October 2010 13:42

Please don't quote Outkast...

Comments

yuhimjesus 0

Friday 15 October 2010 10:28

I'd agree.

denvan 0

Friday 15 October 2010 10:30

Your name should be next to idiot in the dictionary.

jinxthejinx 0

Friday 15 October 2010 14:22

denvan, I like your bookshelf.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 15 October 2010 10:38

It'll take more than a comma and a period for "me" to understand it.(:

Dragons_corner 6

Friday 15 October 2010 10:43

she could be a cat but I second it any ways.

iphonelover10 0

Friday 15 October 2010 10:44

lol lol lol good 1 #1

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 15 October 2010 10:57

Maybe she thinks you're a good kind of idiot, like the "idiot" in the Dostoyevsky novel "The Idiot". Better hope your boss loves Russian literature!

SeasonedLemur 5

Friday 15 October 2010 11:18

Hahahaha good one!!

chetchatter 5

Friday 15 October 2010 10:57

lmao dumbass

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 15 October 2010 10:59

DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tygerarmy 35

Friday 15 October 2010 10:59

So, your mind was someplace else. You thought you were already on your way back to the 2nd floor from wherever. Get more sleep and stop stressin' the little things.

iheartglasses 0

Friday 15 October 2010 11:06

I've made the same mistake before but... 5 times pressing the same button ? Either you really are an idiot or you tried to play up a simple mistake to turn it into an FML.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 15 October 2010 13:34

That's what I thought, too. Two pushes might be understandable if you are questioning whether you pushed it all the way the first time. Five is the sign of an impatient child or a ruh-tard. BTW, OP, how do you know what she thought? Are you making a big deal out of nothing?