Awkward and Work: Blazing Saddles - FML

Blazing Saddles

By Jen - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:06

Where's the "Who freaking cares?" button?

CannibAlexx 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:06

Master of Fail

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larcenousturco 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:53

why is this an fml?

omgzdude 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:56

that's more of a yeah-huh. this isn't even an FML!!! who plans what they say on the phone???

blackandgold 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:59

Where's the "who gives a ****?" button?

lynn2010 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:07

I just love how you stereotype cowboys as mindless idiots who say 'yee-haw' all the time. Cowboys are sexier than that ;)

souflizzle317 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:20

i find it really, really amusing that on this site, you find this an FML while awesome people would consider it a complete win and post it on MLIA. to be completely honest, i thought i was still on MLIA when i read that. the OP needs to get a sense of humor.

MizNadia 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:22

Lol thats funny.

Lolamae 9

Thursday 31 March 2022 12:53

We could impeach him, but the replacement wouldn’t be an improvement

Habacadavarus 12

Sunday 3 April 2022 18:23

Own it. Yee-hah, that's right. I said Yee-hah in response to what you are saying, what about it.

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