FML : Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for...

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Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 September 2010 05:38 / United States

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By cars819 | 0

#1426474 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:38

how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail

By philpip | 7

#1426354 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:12

haha woops!

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By philpip | 7

#1426354 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:12

haha woops!

blocparty | 0

#1426625 - Sunday 19 September 2010 01:40

looks like those technicians failed their classes

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1426740 - Sunday 19 September 2010 02:41

Blame it on the goose, gottcha feeling loose, blame it on the technician, got your neighbours bitchin! Get back in the kitchen!

ily1210 | 10

#1426796 - Sunday 19 September 2010 03:00

well, yeah. id wanna kill you too. lmfao

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#1427018 - Sunday 19 September 2010 03:47

ahah well that's a fun rhyme..

GamerGoddess | 0

#1427064 - Sunday 19 September 2010 03:57

take out the battery

KingDingALing | 9

#1427119 - Sunday 19 September 2010 04:12

Lmao, 29 xD But how the hell does "bumping" into the fire alarm set it off? Everywhere I go, there's a casing around every fire alarm or you have to pull it, to set it off.

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1427552 - Sunday 19 September 2010 05:54

u blonde

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1427554 - Sunday 19 September 2010 05:54

u blonde

starile | 19

#1427589 - Sunday 19 September 2010 06:03

People like you majorly suck, OP. I empathize with your dorm mates.

krazygirl100 | 9

#2355775 - Saturday 16 April 2011 01:30

"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. <(*.*<) So I threw it at you (>^_^<). <(#.*)> It hit your face.

By Metalman69 | 0

#1426378 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:16

at least you didnt start anything on fire. but you prob should have, like use one of your dorm matrs.

turtlemansam | 3

#1427135 - Sunday 19 September 2010 04:15

I would laugh if it was really just someone playing "Stealth" on there iPhone.

ZuRG_fml | 7

#1427331 - Sunday 19 September 2010 04:46

Regardless of not setting anything on fire, it's x10 better that she didn't hit the sprinklers in the process. I heard tell of a jackass who was line-drying laundry on his/her sprinkler and set it off while removing. Every room on two floors had their sprinklers triggered by it, resulting in 50 gal/min of this tar-black water being sprayed over EVERYTHING owned by ~80 people.

skibutter | 1

#5014738 - Sunday 7 October 2012 02:51

This was on zoey 101! gosh

By SkullCanddi | 0

#1426380 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:16

That Happened To Me But In A McDonalds C(x Stupid Emergency Exit Doors

Thoko_fml | 0

#1427461 - Sunday 19 September 2010 05:23

Why The Hell Are You Talking Like This? Oh, and YDI.

By twinny_sc | 13

#1426402 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:23

This happened in my dorm at 2 a.m. during finals week. That girl disappeared. Good luck on trying to stay alive OP. :D

By aardvarkish | 15

#1426426 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:27

Nothing a couple ounces of skunk weed couldn't solve.

A_Khalifa | 0

#1427274 - Sunday 19 September 2010 04:38

WTF? skunk weed? really? wow. ORANGE KUSH FTW

By Shookitup | 0

#1426434 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:30

Psh who cares? it's college, everyone's usually up at that time anyways.

Shookitup | 0

#1426446 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:32

*all of the time, XP sorry

sparkz2010 | 0

#1426596 - Sunday 19 September 2010 01:24

ur hot

doink | 0

#1426599 - Sunday 19 September 2010 01:25

Two hours of any annoying sound would piss me off.

A_Khalifa | 0

#1427294 - Sunday 19 September 2010 04:40

I like you.....r glasses. they're very attractive..

By perdix | 29

#1426469 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:37

Shouldn't they unleash their wrath on the incompetent technicians? If all else fails and the mob is converging on you, do like Glenn Beck and the Tea Partyers: Blame Obama!