By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML
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cars819 0
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how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail

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philpip 7
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haha woops!

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philpip 7
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haha woops!

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blocparty 0
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looks like those technicians failed their classes

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Blame it on the goose, gottcha feeling loose, blame it on the technician, got your neighbours bitchin! Get back in the kitchen!

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ily1210 10
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well, yeah. id wanna kill you too. lmfao

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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ahah well that's a fun rhyme..

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GamerGoddess 0

take out the battery

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KingDingALing 9

Lmao, 29 xD But how the hell does "bumping" into the fire alarm set it off? Everywhere I go, there's a casing around every fire alarm or you have to pull it, to set it off.

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ShadyFTW1 0

u blonde

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ShadyFTW1 0

u blonde

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starile 19
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People like you majorly suck, OP. I empathize with your dorm mates.

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krazygirl100 9
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"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. <(*.*<) So I threw it at you (>^_^<). <(#.*)> It hit your face.

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Metalman69 0
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at least you didnt start anything on fire. but you prob should have, like use one of your dorm matrs.

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turtlemansam 6

I would laugh if it was really just someone playing "Stealth" on there iPhone.

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ZuRG_fml 7
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Regardless of not setting anything on fire, it's x10 better that she didn't hit the sprinklers in the process. I heard tell of a jackass who was line-drying laundry on his/her sprinkler and set it off while removing. Every room on two floors had their sprinklers triggered by it, resulting in 50 gal/min of this tar-black water being sprayed over EVERYTHING owned by ~80 people.

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skibutter 1
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This was on zoey 101! gosh

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SkullCanddi 0

That Happened To Me But In A McDonalds C(x Stupid Emergency Exit Doors

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Thoko_fml 0
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Why The Hell Are You Talking Like This? Oh, and YDI.

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twinny_sc 13

This happened in my dorm at 2 a.m. during finals week. That girl disappeared. Good luck on trying to stay alive OP. :D

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aardvarkish 15
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Nothing a couple ounces of skunk weed couldn't solve.

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A_Khalifa 0
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WTF? skunk weed? really? wow. ORANGE KUSH FTW

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Shookitup 0

Psh who cares? it's college, everyone's usually up at that time anyways.

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Shookitup 0

*all of the time, XP sorry

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doink 0

Two hours of any annoying sound would piss me off.

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A_Khalifa 0
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I like you.....r glasses. they're very attractive..

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perdix 29

Shouldn't they unleash their wrath on the incompetent technicians? If all else fails and the mob is converging on you, do like Glenn Beck and the Tea Partyers: Blame Obama!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Hey now, if it weren't for Obama we might still have technicians that actually fix things!

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smartalek 2

Perdix: I love you (: everytime I see your post I SMILE.

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cars819 0
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how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail

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ass2mouth 0
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tell all the girls in ur dorm I can make it up 2 em'

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Juneyah1017 9
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the girls wanna kill you in a sexual way becausebyou saved them another day from an exam. :)

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