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Reihna This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Marion, United States

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Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son could call me from jail. FML

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I've heard you can get a pretty decent bundle package with that. You get 30 min with your son and 30 min with his cell mate Bubba.

Happy birthday!!!

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Been there, done that. Parenting sure can suck at times...

Awww I'm sorry OP. :c my boyfriend is in jail, so I can sympathize. They go crazy in there with no one to talk to them, it's awful. Your birthday present will probably mean the world to him.

What did you do to get into jail?

Her son went to jail, not OP.

pabst4america 1

Hey maybe you shouldn't have gone to jail

pabst4america 1

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Reihna_fml 14

Obviously he shouldn't have gone to jail...nobody should break the law, so thank you for stating that out so clearly that everyone can grasp it.

So sorry to hear that

Haha bitch if u were in jail u wouldn't have your iPod or iPhone so how are u one FML haha dumbass !

I feel ur pain. I got booked to days ago but had it been two days ago in two months then this to could be my mothers fml also. Out on bail. If ur son luvs u as much as I luv my parents then he feels bad also.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Happy late birthday

Shoulda raised him better.

ha ha tomorrows my b day! LOL. ps happy b day!