Reihna
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Marion, United States
Best gift ever
Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son could call me from jail. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard you can get a pretty decent bundle package with that. You get 30 min with your son and 30 min with his cell mate Bubba.
JiggaJayZ 16
Happy birthday!!!
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Comments (113)
TheOnlyX 11
Where's Bubba's money?
ManInTheMachine 19
Dammit, he never answers my questions. :(
JuliannVo 11
Happy Birthday >.<
Schizomaniac 24
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. :(
gc327072 30
Hey you're the one who messaged me calling me a sonuvabitch! Dafuq bro?!
Schizomaniac 24
No, I called you a "son of a bitch," and it was because I creamed you in an argument and said it was payback for you throwing tomatoes at me once. Now, this is the only time I will reply to a comment addressing me directly regarding something unrelated to my post, so please settle any personal affairs via PM from now on. Good day.
gc327072 30
Well alright, I don't mind a bit of hate mail. Wasn't it on the FML about the butt acne?
SeepingSarcasm 7
Should've spent just $50 on yourself and send him $50 Vaseline hamper if you really cared...would've made his B-day slide past a little better!
bobeattaco 5
It was her birthday not his
SeepingSarcasm 7
You don't say 36!! Here's a secret about birthdays Einstein, everybody has one once a year, so her son's will have is sooner or later...and it is then that my comment take effect. Now if you understand that, come back tomorrow and we can learn how to count till ten.
KiddNYC1O 20
Hey, you're a douche. Lol.
SeepingSarcasm 7
I do try my best! :p
eggmarie 25
Okay kids, let's learn to count the down votes together now: one down vote, two down votes... You're an idiot.
SeepingSarcasm 7
Now try counting that votes without using your fingers!
BellaBelle_fml 23
SeepingSarcasm; Did you honestly believe that by saying what you did in #83 would actually convince us that you weren't mistaken about it being OP's birthday and not their son's? Nice try…
sweetmama88 6
Happy birthday!
noisebox 1
I would disown a kid who winds up in jail..
smallshaft 10
Obviously you do not have kids.
Futacy 29
You'd give up on your child because of one mistake he/she makes? That's f*cked up, and smallshaft is right.
SApprentice 34
35- Yeah, that's not the way it works. You don't disown your child for making a mistake.
EpicBlondie89 19
Don't procreate then, please. I don't know a single parent who would disown their kids because they get sent to jail.
theAZN2look4 5
Haha small shaft.
DMarie2014 5
Well happy birthday OP :) But curiously I wonder how you wrote this FML if you're in jail?
SApprentice 34
38- The FML reads like OP's son is in jail, not OP. The wording of it is slightly awkward, though.
maddygirl820 10
OP's son is in jail.
DMarie2014 5
Ah, I see. Thanks. Then never mind about my comment :3
SApprentice 34
That sucks, OP. I'm sorry. At least he's in a jail where you can set up a calling system. Good luck, and happy birthday!
CanCann 16
Better in jail than in a morgue. At least you can still talk to him. Focus on the blessings in life and let yourself have a wonderful day.