Reihna
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Marion, United States
Best gift ever
Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son could call me from jail. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard you can get a pretty decent bundle package with that. You get 30 min with your son and 30 min with his cell mate Bubba.
JiggaJayZ 16
Happy birthday!!!
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ManInTheMachine 19
This 'I'm gonna pretend to be someone/something because it's SO funny' shit is really getting old. Be original please. I'm sure you have some originality deep down in there.
sharksfan48 13
That must've been one hell of a party
Enslaved 36
Jail or prison? Hopefully when he gets out, he'll make it up to you.
un1corns 15
15 - The OP said 'jail'.
ichliebekekse 11
But some people dot know the difference between jail and prison.
ichliebekekse 11
But some people dot know the difference between jail and prison.
Srs_business 7
Come on 12, you are a machine man. Your processors just can't understand our human humor.
8IamChris8 4
Happy Birthday! ,,/,
agonydrum 7
The plus side of living in a medically advanced age is that there will probably be plenty of birthdays to come they can't all suck
Screwie 25
12 - Prepare for Halloween.
bestnameright 14
Sorta deserved it if you did something to get in jail...
melody309 35
Ever heard of being falsely convicted? Not everyone in jail has committed a crime.
TheDrifter 23
We've all committed crimes, just not necessarily the ones we have been incarcerated for.
Axipiter 24
"Haven't you heard? We're ALL innocent!"
SenselessPattern 12
I tried to pass off serial rape as lifeguard instructions, but the judge didn't agree with me. Just 40 years to go! See ya there, Sandusky!
killaKT 2
Moron...
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Haven't you heard? The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Axipiter 24
Wait, Brian, NO!
ManInTheMachine 19
Halloween and FML are not the same thing. Speaking O' which, are you celebrating Guy Fawkes day, Alan?
Spectre529 12
Hopefully it's a plan with alot of minutes