Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, I tried to take a subtle picture of a cute guy reading at a café. My phone flash went off. He looked up, made direct eye contact, and said, “You could’ve just asked.” I packed up my stuff and left immediately. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
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Top comments
Glickstick 0
Owned. So hard.
122vanessa122 5
lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)
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Comments (132)
slutmuffin 0
I LOL'd.
Jasper_fml 0
fail.
ohhboyy 0
#3 you spelled creep wrong.
crazydoug 0
shouldnt you know you have flash on your phone?
mrcarmine 0
#15, #3 also used the wrong your/you're and left an apostrophe out of a contraction, but who's counting? but OP is just guilty of sucking at technology.
wrestler_fml 0
creeperrrrrrrrrrr and i hate it when girls pay more attention to other guys than their boyfriends! if you can get a hotter guy, than get him already and dump your boyfriend. but dont stick aruond wit a guy if youre just going to ignore him. i hate seeing it happen to friends and stuff
howwhy731 0
hhahahha thats happened to me too, except i took a picture of a random stranger
122vanessa122 5
thank you #17 :)
mf_fml 0
HA, yessssss.
tsezu 0
Who knows... the guy might feel flattered rather than creeped out.