Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
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Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, while I was at my aunt's house with family, my grandpa needed to use the bathroom, so I guided him to it. There's a short staircase leading to it, and to my horror, he tumbled down it. I forgot he's going blind due to glaucoma and therefore couldn't see the steps. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
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waffule365 16
Not really your fault you were just trying to make small talk.
whaleninjamaster 7
I'm sure that she is confronted with that situation a lot, OP. I bet that she just brushed it off. Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?
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Comments (76)
Jharrist89 12
I guess the nice view is used to entertain her guest!
TheWorldGreatest 8
Someone should have told you that she was blind! It wasn't your fault!
Ypetrol 11
Not your fault.
Jharrist89 12
I'm assuming she was walking around the condo without her stick? No sun glasses?
perdix 29
"Really?!?? Then, why do we just move you down into the basement?"
boshbish 14
She may be blind but she has other senses too. Enough to enjoy a lakeside view! Shit happens. You were only being polite and making conversation. I doubt she was offended by it.
seniorchang 16
On the plus side, she probably didn't notice you robbing her blind if you are like my maintenance people.
blurvsh 10
Who sells a blind woman the condo with the best view? Seriously.
Glitter_taco_ 10
I would've felt so guilty, I would've apologized like20 times. I'm sorry I'm a bitch, I'm sorry I'm a bitch...
SrakaSrakasta 20
Condominiums? I never use them.