Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Angry little kid
Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML
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jaismiles123987 1
and people wonder why child abuse exists...
ninjuh_wingman 29
Arent kids just the best?
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rainbow1223 4
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Wow that really sucks, maybe next time you shouldn't open your big mouth. Lol jk
fabian21 0
Kid was just doing algebra: E+1=4
rainbow1223 4
Can u blame the kid?? No, Blame algebra
XenaWP 6
I'm going to say this was a good thing... Imprison the kid now before they replace the pencil with a knife.
KailyKii 11
Never correct kids when they have acess to pencils.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
1- that was one bad joke...
daniel1_1 13
HULK STAB!!
builditbetter09 3
1 take your rainbow outside and stfu. Thank you :)
YayFlameWarz 9
Jokes are supposed to be funny...
Babyseal420 7
25- Agreed. You saw how Michael Meyers turned out.
pfx2_fml 15
Your one dumb bitch..
MatthewDmerrill 5
Ya like your's
G0v3nat0r 7
Can't tell if rainbow is a girl or a guy...
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Nothing worse than a lame first comment. Maybe you shouldn't have opened your big mouth. Lol jk. Wait, no I'm not
suzunaetsuko 7
x'D
ninjuh_wingman 29
Arent kids just the best?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Sew the parents?
ambowew 7
Sue?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Lol woops the parents are not articles of clothing
SomePinkTape 0
16, ever watched The Human Centipede?
f_ckml432 8
44, ever noticed how the human centipede has nothing to do with people being articles of clothing?
MLK12345 4
Yes but it has to do with sewing people.
darkmis1 18
Silence of the lamb has humans that are articles of clothing.
lvlcapblue 0
Drown that monster before she has the chance to grow up into a murderer.
m0tl3ycru3 0
That's a great idea! Why don't you just go right ahead and do that.
missalice0306 19
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Somebody's angry...
theblackishkid1 6
I don't know... Sounds like a future badass to me. Every generation needs a few.
Ayojedi 6
Take away the sharpener and you'll be fine
KailyKii 11
What about the safety scissors?
efynsien 1
There is very little way you could be stabbed by safety scissors
cacheson 42
You can absolutely be stabbed by safety scissors. Especially if they’re open.
jaismiles123987 1
and people wonder why child abuse exists...
Alymc13 0
#5 is the biggest ******* moron I ever seen. Yes, that kid must be a bad seed and need some serious help. But anyone who rationalized hitting a child is straight pussy. Hope u feel accomplished u ****.
borkchop1992 15
im pretty sure he wasnt being completely serious so please calm down lady
alstbv12 13
For calling someone a moron you have pretty bad grammar.
iam_yummylicious 12
13- I don't care about the age, gender, religion, race, political affiliation, etc. of the person who just stabbed me in the face. I will be grabbing the nearest chair and HULKSMASH their head in. Or beat them wildly and crazily with my fist. Or take the pencil out of my face and plunge it into their own. IDGAF if that person is 7. They will be stricken in some fashion.
you_freak 7
Agreed! If OP lost an eye, what are the parents going to say, "Oh sorry, but you know how kids can be!" I think not!
docscientist 10
13, I'd smack that kid into space.
riack 2
15 My dad beat me as a kid and I turned out normal. It was corporal punishment. Some kids nowadays needs to be beaten, or at least punished in some way as these kids nowadays don't give a flying f*** what they do since they know they won't be punished.
Mforce 8
Calm your *****, chill your ****... It's a ******* joke, the only way you could've honestly not realized is because your sense of humor is straight pussy. Hope ya feel accomplished, assfuck.
drewfus2 6
13 was clearly abused as a child, and I say SUCK IT UP.
Fruitmonster2 15
Eh, I'd go with the dislocating of the forehead myself.
danielabella94 0
Kids these days...
reneecooper77 0
What a little bitch!
G97Alex 21
Don't you dare talk to my dog like that!
KrazieKleo 13
WTF!? Send that child home and refer them to a specialist! Kid got some serious issues to sort out.
Llama_Face89 34
Obviously one of those is math.
cacheson 42
You mean handwriting.
borkchop1992 15
im pretty sure that it would be considered self deffence if you threw him across the class room
MaaaanWTF 1
How do you misspell defense when you play water polo?
borkchop1992 15
sorry i was rushing to beat the crowd of comments
StopDropNRoll 11
Ha^ But yes she should record it and put it on YouTube. It would be funny to see a kid flying across the class as messed up as it is
MaaaanWTF 1
Wow. Your politeness surprised me. No need to apologize good sir!
yummcookie 0
The mental image of someone grabbing a child by their feet, spinning them around and chucking them through a window (while the pencil is in their face) is absolutely hillarious!!
OochenSnoochen 15
56-You need to watch Mathilda. You'd love it.
laladd123 11
Kids really are just adorable aren't they
zebrapattern 6
no