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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Angry little kid

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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and people wonder why child abuse exists...

ninjuh_wingman 29

Arent kids just the best?

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Why do I feel libraries will soon need a class III permit to sell pencils...

And cue the IEP referral for ED.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

That's scary, I have a feeling that kid is going to be dealing with much bigger problems down the road....

texas_redneck88 10

Little ****** will be spendin' some time in juvy

that'll learn ya 4 bein a gramma natzi

Someone's not getting their nap time

unknownfork 12

7 year olds don't have nap times...

texas_redneck88 10

Marisadc79- there'll be more than just the kid gettin' sent to the office and the parents comin in for a conference, she'll be goin' to juvy for assault against a public servant

chrissygurl4523 1

Wow so this is what we are teaching our children? Stabbing is ok. Sorry about your face

It was the way you said it, OP.

Bastards!! A classic maneuver!